(Noun) A blockchain protocol that is majority owned and centrally administered by a group of venture capitalists that are usually US and often San Francisco Bay Area based.
Instead of the usual properties of a cryptocurrency exhibited by the likes of for instance Bitcoin, Ethereum and Cardano - decentralised, secure, scalable - these blockchain protocols are typically neither secure nor decentralised, or even generally stable, while potentially achieving scaling that comes close to Microsoft SQL Server 2019.
Certain versions of solunavax come with a VC on/off switch out of the box, others have a complete Ponzi scheme baked in. All of them come with highly toxic but generally fluid communities that are financially incentivised to lash out at everything that’s not a solunavax
Wow that’s an awesome blockchain you have there, shame it’s a solunavax, could never degrade myself by investing in it
Have you heard of Blacoin it’s the newest Ethereum killer? Yeah I looked at it for one second, it’s a solunavax don’t even waste your timemate
A game of endurance between 2 or more people, only playable on a hot day.
To play, park your car and, with the engine still running, turn the air conditioning off, wind up the windows and turn the heater onto full power. All the players must sit in the car for as long as they can take it. The first to get out of the car loses.
For added tension, bring a thermometer.
Guy #1: It's so hot and humid... This fan isn't even helping.
Guy #2: Perfect conditions for a game of Car Sauna!
It's a typical game people play in finland in sauna. One guy goes under the seats and sticks his fingers up someones ass and if they move they have to go next.
Guy 1: pelataanko saunaklonkkua?
Guy 2: no tottahan toki!
A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.
"I love being the Sauna Gollum. The view is just spectacular."
A smart and kind individual who cares a great deal about her family and friends. She is very helpful and rarely turns anyone down if they seek her help. And, she does all this looking like a million bucks.