22 definitions by Poot there it is!!!

The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)
She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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The act of using the phone in a bathroom stall.
We can't use phones on the clock so I will have to go to the bathroom for an AT&pee break
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.
She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
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Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.
by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022
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