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A no good, lazy, pasta eating, trickster. That works for a fire dept but never does any real work. To be on the job is to be a hornswaggler of the tax payers hard earned money.
Jarred is on the job.
by laZfireman April 07, 2008
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"on the job" is the act of having sex
frank was caught "on the job" with shirly
by stoot January 22, 2007
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Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.
Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"
by PPabs September 21, 2003
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On The Job :can also mean hustling in the streets or on your block or blocks...
cell phone rings....wats good.... shit on the job...
by deeptre8 November 12, 2010
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Noun. -Term used by Emergency Responder's (Fire,Police,EMS) to describe an event or object as being cool.
Yo guys that tiller is On the job
by rdemark December 01, 2015
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