Softrocked

Casual, almost sad sex. Sometimes done out of pity. Occurs between friends, or co-workers.

It will take some time and pity, but she will softrock me.

OR
After I lost my job, wife, and house, my co-worker softrocked me just to make me feel better.

Softrocked by Red Koimon June 16, 2009

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shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

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Softrocked • softlocked • SoftlockedUnderZero

Softrock

Jonothan Coulton Song... and probably something to do with sex. Not sure quite yet. In the song he's not very specific as to what it means.

"-to show how soft I'll be when I SOFTROCK you.-"

Softrock by homeworkbad February 19, 2009

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SoftlockedUnderZero

A female known for making maid versions of popular characters and people. Loves playing fps games but hates anything related to rule 34 or furries.

bob: chl can you make a maid version of me please

softlockedunderzero: how large do you want the dress

SoftlockedUnderZero by RisingDragon102 December 8, 2020

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softlocked

When you done something so wrong to a person that is in love with you, that she/he will never want to be into a relationship with you / to progress with you in relationship.

Dude, I slept with her sister. I'm softlocked with her now, she won't want a relationship anymore with me.

softlocked by bogdi504 January 5, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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