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when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece
shardvaark by thickshadee June 8, 2009
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SHARDVARK
Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.
From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!
SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011
nardvark
A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.
nardvark by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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