Snardvark 

The meaning to everything. Snardvark is all and all is Snardvark.

"Raise your hand if Snardvark!"

Snardvark by Taitu September 2, 2005

shardvaark 

when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece

dude look at him what a shardvaark

shardvaark by thickshadee June 8, 2009

SHARDVARK 

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.

Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!

SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011

shardbarking 

When a tweaker, or crack head is face down ass up inspecting crumbs in the carpet.

He has been shardbarking, and all he finds is cat litter and toenails.

shardbarking by Gee Girl June 3, 2016

nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

nardvark by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

snarkpark 

Chad

“oi cunt that lads a snarkpark”

snarkpark by snarkpark September 24, 2021