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when a tweeker is out of shit and pile drives the carpet cause they just "know" they dropped a piece
shardvaark by thickshadee June 8, 2009
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SHARDVARK
Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.
From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.
Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!
SHARDVARK by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011
nardvark
A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.
nardvark by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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