11 definitions by Linglingpanda

nardvark

A mating call between people who have been awake for days upon days used to signify it is time for the sucketh of dick.

Male "Naaaaardvarrk!"... Female "Nardvark."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

jellyslut

A female who will do anything to hurt another female because they want what she has.

"Her man is so hot but I'm trying not to start shit and act like a jellyslut"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.

I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

sniff your ballsack

Sniffing the testicles of a man to check if it's freshly washed.

"When you get home I'm totally going to sniff your ballsack"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

rumpus fuck

To get ass fucked after a long day at work.

"Wanna rumpus fuck babe?"

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017

yank on my doodle

Jacking someone off.

"Bitch, yank on my doodle."

by Linglingpanda December 15, 2017