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Smugnuts 

Although the nuts portion of the word would suggest it only applies to male, the term can be applied to either sex.

Adjective: One who exhibits a false sense of entitlement and lords it over others in social settings.
1. "That guy over there is acting all smugnuts because his dad owns a dealership."

2. "She acts all smugnuts because she's fucking the drummer from that band."
Smugnuts by Furrymike February 4, 2010
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slugnuts 

After dipping your balls in a creampie'd butthole, your nuts are covered in feces, lube, spit, and brown water.
After fina tryin dat shit @ home i dipped my nuts in my wifey, and her asshowwe din't wanna let go. but wen dem shits were fin da be released, not even salt could dry up deez slugnuts after they rocketed out of dat azzz fa sho. then i eeeked lung porridge onto her face... why...? cause dat shits funny to me.
slugnuts by Hopeydfd February 12, 2008
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