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smooth gooch 

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.
smooth gooch by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

Smooth Gooch 

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.
I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.
Smooth Gooch by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011

Smooch-ma-Gooch 

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.
You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

gooch smooch 

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.
After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.
gooch smooch by Gyron September 22, 2011

Gooch Smooch 

The act of two males scissoring one another.
Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.
Gooch Smooch by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Smooch 

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
Gooch Smooch by Tally P January 31, 2023
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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