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Smooked
The act of being said hello to by a random person on twitter who does not make any effort to contribute any other form of interesting content to the conversation.
Smooked by Acidophilicious July 22, 2009
smoked out the game
To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."
smoked out the game by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008
Smoked Salmon
While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.
He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.
Smoked Salmon by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013
Smoked pork
The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.
Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!
Child (frustrated): Awh dad!
Smoked pork by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010
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smoaked by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017