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verb ~ smooking, smooked
To brag in a very direct manner about your accomplishments.

noun ~ smooke
One who brags about his or her accomplishments to audience that doesn't really care.
verb ~ "I unfollowed John Doe on Facebook because I grew tired of his constant smooking."

noun ~ "Dude, you need to stop being such a smooke. No one wants to hear about your 500 batting average in bar league softball."
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A new way of regarding the inhalation of cigarette fumes, another way of indicating worthiness to either smoke cigarettes or coolness in general.
I have come to the conclusion that my mom thinks I smooke. She was missing her cigs when she asked me if I took them but I said I didn't. She found them in her pocket later but today she randomly comes up to me and sniffs me! I said I don't smooke but she wouldn't listen! I am now grounded! Why, God, WHY?

Damn, you ain't smooke, bizznatch!
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