Smesing
Smesing by Umar Rehman December 12, 2008
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SESing
Spontaneous Erection Syndrome: Affecting usually young teenage males 12-15 years old in which they unfold an erection randomly for no apparent reason. Similar to females' "PMSing", this term can refer to the embarrassing occurrence of this event.
Jimmy: "Did you just see Ben get a boner? I think he wants to get it on with Mrs. Patterson!"
Gerald: "Nah bro, he's just SESing."
Jimmy: "Did you just see Ben get a boner? I think he wants to get it on with Mrs. Patterson!"
Gerald: "Nah bro, he's just SESing."
SESing by Steven Gerard November 2, 2012
Smeging
The act of dripping one's smega upon another's forehead (usually performed when the victim is unconscious)
Smeging by Smegzaib Leaver December 4, 2021
Smewing
To be constantly engaged in the act of cat hoovering.
Also the standard EU maximum weight guideline for lifts.
Also the standard EU maximum weight guideline for lifts.
This short article from a Reading (UK) newspaper decribes such an event
'Ed was soon arrested when the police were informed by a neighbour of strange sounds described to be "Identical to the time her uncle hoovered up the cat" the lady ate a peanut then digressed "Aye, i knew that sound straight away.....cats being vacuumed has a distinct tone to it"
Questions were asked as to how he sourced a constant supply of cats, the local police seargent suggested "he might have been giving birth to them every morning after drinking the off milk found in the fridge" traces of mohair were found in the suspects rear.
Later that evening Smewing was said to have actually made the Cheshire cat extinct after causing a lift to collapse on his way to the police station, crushing it beyond recognition.'
'Ed was soon arrested when the police were informed by a neighbour of strange sounds described to be "Identical to the time her uncle hoovered up the cat" the lady ate a peanut then digressed "Aye, i knew that sound straight away.....cats being vacuumed has a distinct tone to it"
Questions were asked as to how he sourced a constant supply of cats, the local police seargent suggested "he might have been giving birth to them every morning after drinking the off milk found in the fridge" traces of mohair were found in the suspects rear.
Later that evening Smewing was said to have actually made the Cheshire cat extinct after causing a lift to collapse on his way to the police station, crushing it beyond recognition.'
Smewing by reginauld hooterschmee January 24, 2007