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1. (n) A very appetizing ice cream treat

2. (n) A large black penis
1) What would you do for a Klondike bar?

2)Heard they'd do anything for a "klondike", Well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke.

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An icecream treat that was created by Isaly's, a company that originated in Pittsburgh, PA. It consists of Vanilla icecream covered by a hard chocolate coating.
When it's hot out, the best treat is a Klondike bar.
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Title for a cold-hearted lesbian.
I always eat out that bitch with a passion and she acts like she doesn't give a shit. What a fucking klondike!
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(v) - A sexual act consisting of a white woman being voluntarily pommeled in between two strong black males. Usually the white woman is unable to walk/stand for a long amount of time.
Me: Hey you hear Lacy is in a coma?
Friend: Yeah, I heard she was thrown around by some fellas the other night.
Me: Yeah, she was hot for being so trashy.
Friend: Yeah she went from hot to being fucked cold.
Me: That's why they call it a klondike.

Girl 1: Why are we in Aurora?
Girl 2: I want to get a klondike.
Girl 1: We should have gotten a dd.
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Name for a bisexual or lesbian girl, when you don't want it to be obvious
"Dude is that her girlfriend?"
'Yeah didn't you know she was a Klondike?'
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ITS AN ICECREAM YOU DUmBASSES
by DA GUY April 14, 2004
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