Slowstang 

Any mustang with less than 8 cylinders.

My moms minivan can outrun that six cylinder slowstang!

Slowstang by Spin-doktor October 21, 2008

snowstalgia 

The feeling that all snow from my childhood was deeper, lasted longer and came more often!

"When I was a kid, it snowed up to my armpits every weekend."

"Dude, get over it. You've got a wicked case of snowstalgia."

snowstalgia by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

slowsand 

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

slowsand by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

slowsting 

slowly ghosting, strategically over a period of time

Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.

Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!

slowsting by platonymous December 8, 2019

slowbang 

When a song is so sad or depressing that it is necessary to slow down sexual intercourse.

Me and my girlfriend were forced to slowbang when chasing cars came on.

slowbang by Jc787 March 20, 2017