Noun. A term with a variety of context-dependent connotations.
1. (negative connotation) Something worthless, trivial, or otherwise inferior.
2. (neutral connotation) A synonym for "thing" or "stuff."
3. (positive connotation) Used in a similar context as "ownage."
Etymology: Shizatch is the amalgam of "shit" and "bizatch," which is a corruption of "biatch," which is a corruption of "bitch."
1. Samurai, upon spotting a group of ninja: "Let's waste that ninja shizatch."
2. "What is Mortal Kombat about?"
"Oh, it's just some ninja shizatch."
(While pointing at a shuriken) "Could you pass me that shizatch over there?"
a DJ's version of a groupie; a person who seeks sexual and/or musical pleasure (but definitely for sex) ; a tag-a-long human sex-toy for DJs; a booty call w/o having to call, give out your number or any info. Not to be confused with the term Groupie a Spinatch only settles for DJs.
A spinatch (like a Groupie to bands), obsesses over DJs and stalks them, however the status of a DJ's fame does not matter. a Spinatch is also often called Spinatch Dip.
The word spinatch is derived from the words snatch referring to women & spin referring to the DJs spinning talents, combined for the mere amusement and because it rhymes with spinach!
Slang term for the birth control patch. Original phrase was "patch for the snatch", which was elaborated on using hip-hop slang to arrive at "pizatch for the snizatch".
"Is she on the pilldude?"
"No, but she's got the pizatch for the snizatch!"