Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.

Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.

Sleeping Hippo by Ice J February 27, 2010

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Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

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