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This is a very dangerous word. Use it carefully. It is the Mega Evolution of the word Slap, mainly used to completely obliterate someone's face when used. It is said that once hit by the word "Slap'd", your soul will be knocked out of existence. People believe that when a person dies, the human soul will exit the body and enter the living cycle and be reincarnated. However, once a person get hit by "Slap'd", their soul will be prohibited from the living cycle, and will enter the Abyss, where no soul can ever escape. The human body itself will also not be able to withstand the pure force of Slap'd, and incinerates within milliseconds of getting Slap'd. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, however the human body which incinerates will not convert into energy, but instead 'disappear', or simply put, not exist. Every trace of that human being will be removed, all memory, impact he or she made. For example, on December 2nd a human saved a little boy from a car crash, but after that human get Slap'd, the little boy saved will be killed in another car crash within the next 24 hours. This is why the word Slap'd should not be used carelessly around people you love. However if you want to use to against your arch enemy, you're welcomed. But, remember, if the person you Slap'd happened to have saved any of your loved ones from facing certain death, your saved loved one will die. Good luck, have fun, and most importantly

I Slap'd you
"Have you heard that Peter from our class died yesterday"
"What, really? What happened?"
"I heard Peter stoleChris' limited edition jelly pudding, and Chris got mad and Slap'd Peter
Slap'd by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018
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When you take your cock and slap it against some bitch's cheek. Also known as a Mushroom Slap.
Yo, that bitch be tripping, I'ma straight d-slap her back to the hoe-age.
D-Slap by The Invisible Choirboy August 22, 2003
the act of taking one's (yours or a friend's) penis and slapping another (does't matter who) in the face with it. Often people d-slap someone who has passed out drunk or is just asleep.
"don't make me d-slap you"
"dude just d-slap em"
d-slap by laxbrah January 25, 2009
What happens when a teacher catches you in the act of not paying attention, using foul language, doing something bad, or... being a dick... Also reffered to as getting dick slapped, slapped in the face, slapped really hard, muffed, snuffed, mugged, ect.
Anthony: Dude what where's Luke?

Matheo: Oh I think he's still getting D-Slapped in English for whacking.
D-Slap by bocaj drows January 7, 2011

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you
1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you
Its National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D
On 6th of March

National Slap Day 

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15
National Slap day means You gonna get slapped
National Slap Day by Itz_marbear April 12, 2019
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