Slap'd

This is a very dangerous word. Use it carefully. It is the Mega Evolution of the word Slap, mainly used to completely obliterate someone's face when used. It is said that once hit by the word "Slap'd", your soul will be knocked out of existence. People believe that when a person dies, the human soul will exit the body and enter the living cycle and be reincarnated. However, once a person get hit by "Slap'd", their soul will be prohibited from the living cycle, and will enter the Abyss, where no soul can ever escape. The human body itself will also not be able to withstand the pure force of Slap'd, and incinerates within milliseconds of getting Slap'd. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, however the human body which incinerates will not convert into energy, but instead 'disappear', or simply put, not exist. Every trace of that human being will be removed, all memory, impact he or she made. For example, on December 2nd a human saved a little boy from a car crash, but after that human get Slap'd, the little boy saved will be killed in another car crash within the next 24 hours. This is why the word Slap'd should not be used carelessly around people you love. However if you want to use to against your arch enemy, you're welcomed. But, remember, if the person you Slap'd happened to have saved any of your loved ones from facing certain death, your saved loved one will die. Good luck, have fun, and most importantly

I Slap'd you

"Have you heard that Peter from our class died yesterday"
"What, really? What happened?"
"I heard Peter stoleChris' limited edition jelly pudding, and Chris got mad and Slap'd Peter

by Oily jingle bells December 10, 2018