Skergit 

1. The left over of some type of food that nobody wants.

2. A real queer.

Nobody wants your goddam skergits man!

Skergit by avaguy December 18, 2010

EZ Skerritt 

By day he is your ordinary CS teacher, By night he is a DJ. Also known as "Black Coffee" this DJ turned CS teacher speaks in the most calmest and slowest of voices. It is said his very voice reaches deep into your soul and awakens the spiritual energy that lurks inside you. He can play the most sickest of beats and is world famous, the very tunes and beats he descends upon you can move your whole body to the groove of his amazing performance. He keeps his alter-ego a secret from all but in reality he cannot stop giving it away.

Student: What lesson do we have next?
Me: CS
Student: What with Skerritt??? be careful he might bust his record players
-One CS lesson later-
EZ Skerritt: And that is why students humans are the superior species, NOW WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO MY SICK BEATS
E ZZZZZZZZ SKERRRRRRRITTTTT

EZ Skerritt by TheMemeDealer January 18, 2020

skeegit 

the sound of an invisible bicycle being riden by a visible human being.

say a girl named ashley was pretending to ride an invisible bike. she would say "skeegit skeegit", this simulates the peddling noise of a rusty bike owned by erich.

skeegit by pashley pattson November 10, 2004

Skerrit 

A Pedophile. Someone who likes little kids a little to much. Involves the raping of little kids. Skerrit is a creepy guy.

Skerrit Is a old man who likes little kids. He is a Sex Offender.

Skerrit by Camathin July 7, 2010

skeegit 

bicycle sounds like skeegit

skeegit skeegit goes the bike

skeegit by pashley pattson November 10, 2004

Skegit 

A combination of Sketchy and Legit. Hence, Skegit.

Often used to describe MTV shows, like Jersey Shore or Skins.

Abby-"Did you see last night's Jersey shore??"
Virginia- "Of course! I can't believe Snooki got punched AGAIN."
Abby- "I know, right? It was totally skegit."

Skegit by crcpinkpink March 11, 2011

Skerging

The art of following a fat person riding thier bike waiting for them to get off then sniffing and licking the sadle.

Cor had a good skerge earlier the saddle was still warm.

As peter followed his next skerging vicyim he was unaware that she was wearing tenor lady soaking up the valuable sweat and juices.

Skerging by Ashley Millman May 4, 2007