Skeep

To urinate involuntarily in one’s underclothes, usually as the result of extreme fear, hilarity, or excitement.

If you make me laugh again, I think I might skeep.

“pee my pants” - This can mean one is laughing so hard that bladder control is lost, or that you’re very scared and a little squirt gets out. This definition actually shows up in the OED with a citation of 1946.

by kelley-john-brad-sarah December 10, 2008

Skeep

An individual who has a shit fetish.

I would but she is a skeep

by Mr.gno January 10, 2018

skeep

Verb.

To skip, to pass by, to not do.

Mainly used by the Polish.

We will skeep the sausage.

by Hop, skeep, jump March 27, 2005

skeeping

large scooping of food

can I have a skeeping of corn Please?

by Unky Don January 28, 2010

Skeep

To pack a lip; to throw a bomb; to mageep.

I'm going to skeep in a doice amount of tizime.

by Northern Doice January 21, 2008

skeep

watching goatse while eating ravioli. mmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey dude did you see today?

No, why?

Dude I saw him fucking skeep yesterday!

WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT BRO

by subduingmaster July 5, 2011

skeep

When the heart skeets and skips a beat

Boyfriend: I have something to tell you.
Girlfriend: Okay, what is it?
Boyfriend: I love you!
Girlfriend: I love you too!
Boyfriend: Baby, you just made my heart skeep!

by the ms. wiggles October 12, 2011