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Simonida 

A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.
Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
Simonida by ForeverMe December 15, 2013
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Simonida 

A girl with a heart and a soul, a girl who cries and yet is far stronger than most by keeping it as a memory. A girl whose soul is dirtied yet born so clean. Full of regret because its all she tries to be pure. Engulfed in love and sympathy. So engulfed in her own world and heart shes unearthly yet only to her own eye, but what she sees in the reflection is so greedy to herself. Forgive her heart as she already forgave ones, its deserved. Shes karmic and unique to the point theres no point in trying to understand. A pale tired unexpectable person
-Whos that?
-Thats Simonida, shes an exchange student here, I heard shes very unexpectable.
Simonida by engulfedsloth November 21, 2022
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Simonita 

Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!
"Simonita is truly crazy!"
Simonita by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017

Simonizacija 

Uspostavljanje i tjeranje svoje pravde u trenutcima koji se pojedincu subjektivno čine nepravedni i/ili netolerantni.
Person 1: "Oni su si uzeli više vremena kako bi napravili projek, a mi smo ga s manje vremena svejedno napravili puno bolje. "
Person 2: "Kakve veze ima, opet ti i tvoja simonizacija"

Person 3: "Da, opet se *simoniziraš"

*Simoniziranje-provođenje simonizacije

Simoniaphobia 

when somone is scared of a person called Simon
Oh No! I have simoniaphobia and i am scared of you Simon!
Simoniaphobia by Simoniaphobia February 27, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026