kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.
Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless
by krystal11 February 02, 2013
A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.
Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.
by imedough August 26, 2010
Can mean:

1 Yes
2 OK
3 or Agreement
1 Ey vato, did you see that firme hyna?
Simon carnale.

2 Ey vato, go get me a pisto, yea?
Simon carnale.

3 Ey vato, that busters from another neighborhood, lets get him!
Simon carnale.
by 1Casper3 January 24, 2009
To become swoll, too swoll to explain in words. No further explanation is needed. If you're not to this swoll level, you wouldn't understand.
I got a new jacket and it's so Simon.

I got a new jacket and it's too swoll to explain.
by The Swoll Master December 31, 2009
a sexy beast? no As we call him the reject to socity when he was born he came out with a vigina but as he hit 13 so became the hidden 1inch penis not knowing what to do he asked a few gay men and they showed the him the RIGHT way he loves so eat giant black dicks and the most akward penis ever his many genecti diseses and loves young fat men biggest recored 17inch dildo depp throat WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER
simon WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER
by mother97897696786 January 04, 2012
1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others
1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!
by AntiSimon2 August 11, 2010
a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch
OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon
by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

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