8 definitions by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█

Simon

The cool kid that everybody wants to hang out with, but nobody can.

Bob: HAVE YOU SEEN SIMON ANYWHERE!?
Billy:Nah were not cool enough to hang with him.
Bob:OH RIGHT

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 6, 2019

Erica

A very nice person.

Who likes to assault the elderly and take there candy.
Did i say candy i meant Children.

Erica:AH YES A FRESH OLD PERSON
OLD PERSON: PLEASE NOT MY GRANDCHILDREN
ERICA:THESE WILL MAKE GOOD MEALS FOR DINNER
OLD PERSON:CALLS LIFE ALERT

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 6, 2019

Andrew

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE ANDREW IS SMALL AND SNORTS COCAINE LIKE YOU DO!

Andrew gots the good stuff...

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 6, 2019

Sans Deltarune

Having Sex With You Mother
And liking it

Billy:I heard you slept over Bobs house, Did you have a good time?
Timmy:Yah i had a good time committing Sans Deltarune.
Billy:Lucky...

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 6, 2019

Giovanni

A strong man, he will always be there to make you feel worse about yourself.

Bob:So my girlfriend said she loves me.
Billy:Cool!
Giovanni:Yah she was actually lying.
Bob:Oh
Billy:MY LIFE IS A LIE

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 6, 2019

Lesbian Preschoolers

They ruin my sex life

THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 6, 2019

Teddy

A person who thinks he's an actor but he is really an abusive uncle.

Little Timmy:Dad do i have to go to TEDDYS
Dad:YES
Later That Day...
Little Timmy:NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teddy:SHHHHH IT WILL ALL BE OVER SOON
*Dying Sounds play in the background*

by █𝑀𝒾𝓈𝒻𝒾𝓉█ November 6, 2019