Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.
by ShumMaster August 13, 2021
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You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing
John: *coughs*
Henry: Shum to acknowledge John's cough
by rootone March 17, 2022
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To shit and cum at the same time; a solo blumpkin, if you will.
Everybody run, Sammi's going to shum like crazy!
by Not A Facebook Friend August 28, 2011
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Occurs when a man simultaneously shits and cums during ejaculation either alone or with a sexual partner.
When I have sex with her, it's so good that it makes me shum!
by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010
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Combination Shit and Cum

the brown liquid that falls from the arse after a cum filled arse fuck, usually a brown creamy liquid, sometimes filled with vegies or some sort of seed.
o yer, o yer, *splat* awww yuk babe look at all that Shum leaking from your arse
by AZDAWG231 September 2, 2009
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You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay.

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is more soothing to others when they are coughing
John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough
by rootone March 17, 2022
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