3 definitions by dillskin

Shum

To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.

I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started

I just took a nice shum in your toilet

by dillskin April 7, 2011

peanut butter rooter

two crackers filled with peanut butter and ground cannabis baked in the oven to render a potent snack; also known as "firecracker"

I was just playing xbox and all of a sudden i was stoned outta my mind. then i remembered i ate a peanut butter rooter an hour ago.

by dillskin March 3, 2011

Saustage

The act of holding one against his will by means of firmly gripping his penis

He was held saustage by the crazed homosexual.

by dillskin November 10, 2010