shum

mixture of shit/cum after a good assfucking

Joe's mother caught on to his homosexuality the summer he was home from college and she noticed a shumstain on his briefs.

by david rauch January 6, 2006

shum

The byproduct produced when a male shits himself while having an orgasm.

We had to change the sheets on the bed because there was shum all over them.

by seapocket September 27, 2010

shumming

The act of shitting out cum explosively.

My girl was shumming all night. It was like an ass cannon.

by Hugh Gee Rection September 1, 2007

shum

A word used when you cant think of the appropriate word to fit into the sentence.

She was just so er.....you know......shum!

by Sammi May 4, 2005

Shum Egg

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Nickname of Stanley Shum, is also used with Chicken Lui (and that makes Chicken Egg)

Student A:Is Shum Egg a real egg?
Student B:Think for yourself,8745

by Arandomrebelliousstudent November 11, 2019

shum

a bong but instead of a shotgun hole, u just pull out the stem.....fucks u up more than a bong. for me atleast

yo, last night i was hittin my shum non stop for an hour, that shit fucked me up

by egyptian420 September 5, 2006

Shum Cocktail

“The result of unintentional impregnation with a mix of Shit and Cum - Ejaculating in a woman’s vagina after having had anal sex with ample cock soiling by fecal matter followed by impregnation of the woman where the excrement contaminated the insemination process and hence effects the personal development of the fathered child”.

Look at this dipshit – Ill bet his parents had a Shum Cocktail.

by Nihilist 1 September 16, 2009