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A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.
Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.
Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021
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a hot chick

plural form: shtoities
man, check out that shtoity in the car
shtoity by JD-O89 September 8, 2005
a person with mad sex appeal... a really hot person
damn...that girl is shtoit
shtoit by oliviaaa June 28, 2006
not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.
Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

shmoisted 

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.
She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!
shmoisted by silly lily! July 30, 2010
An adjective that describes a female who isn’t your first choice, but isn’t too ugly to not fuck.A girl that isn’t a slut, because she’s uglier than normal, but isn’t an abomination.She’s an average, decent girl with no personality just to be used for sexual gain.
If that girl isn’t shoist, I’m not making her moist.

Person 1: Bianca isn’t hot, but I’m still fuckin’.
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty shoist, so I don’t blame you.
Shoist by Sappy Simpson June 7, 2018