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not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.
by So Shmoist August 11, 2010
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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
by xxkookie70 June 09, 2016
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A combination of sweaty, hot, wet, and yes, moist.

(In an undesirable way)
I just came back from a trip to Florida in June, and felt very " Shmoist " the whole time.
by xxkookie70 June 09, 2016
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