shmoisted 

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

shmoisted by silly lily! July 30, 2010

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Shroasted 

A combination of 'Shreked' and 'Roasted', therefore creating 'Shroasted'. Can be used in situations both of root words are appropriate.

Timmy: "2+3= 23"
Teacher: "No it's not, you moron! 2+3=5!"
Steve: "Shroasted!"

Shroasted by 666satanislife666 November 12, 2014

Shmoosted 

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

Shmoosted by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

Shmoist 

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

sheisted 

Receiving the ass end of a deal. To be shittily heisted out of something

At the end of the day, he was sheisted out of his investment, with no hope of a profitable return.

sheisted by Nehssa July 6, 2016

shmoused 

To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.

I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.

shmoused by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005