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shower shoe 

One who is less experienced in the Marine Corps than a boot
That kid isn't even boot........."hey come here shower shoe!"
shower shoe by no cov no luv February 20, 2008

showe showe 

Slang for shower(washing).

n.

pronounced: (shou shou)
I'm going to take a showe showe.
showe showe by imdudley December 29, 2010

xary shorer

A person with progressive views, who attends underground events and dresses funky. May also have a proper career in Europe, but loves to binge drink. Xary shorer type of people love to leave people on delivered.
person 1#: what type of crowd attended that event?

person 2#: well, you know, xary shorer type people.

person#1: so the crowd was progressive
xary shorer by bumblecoffee August 10, 2023
Simply take a shower.
Dude, it's hot. I really need to go home and showre.
showre by Sarane July 30, 2006

Two Shoer 

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.
Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.
Two Shoer by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017
(pronounced SHOE-err) A sarcastic way of saying sure, if they make an excuse for something that's bullshit.
Bill: I'll meet you at the bar at 10
Rick: Alright, see you there

The next day

B: Way to ditch man!
R: Sorry, my mom's in the hospital!
B: Shoer, shoer she is.
Shoer by Sneakys15 April 27, 2010
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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