A person with progressive views, who attends underground events and dresses funky. May also have a proper career in Europe, but loves to binge drink. Xary shorer type of people love to leave people on delivered.

person 1#: what type of crowd attended that event?

person 2#: well, you know, xary shorer type people.

person#1: so the crowd was progressive

xary shorer by bumblecoffee August 10, 2023

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showre

Simply take a shower.

Dude, it's hot. I really need to go home and showre.

showre by Sarane July 30, 2006

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Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

Two Shoer by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017

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Shoer

(pronounced SHOE-err) A sarcastic way of saying sure, if they make an excuse for something that's bullshit.

Bill: I'll meet you at the bar at 10
Rick: Alright, see you there

The next day

B: Way to ditch man!
R: Sorry, my mom's in the hospital!
B: Shoer, shoer she is.

Shoer by Sneakys15 April 27, 2010

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