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When you shit and tinkle at the same time.
"Damn bro I just shitinkled while in the bathroom"
Shitinkle by toesmei January 5, 2022
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The act of taking a bathroom trip in which you need to crap when you're with company but don't want them to know you were taking a crap. It involves the preparation of wadded-up toilet paper placed on your lap while your feces is already on the way out. This maximizes efficiency and reduces the time you take to unroll and wad the toilet paper, making what could have been an awkward moment after your party has been waiting for you. For all they know, you just made a tinkle.
I met this girl for dinner last night. I had to shit so bad, but I didn't want her to know that I pooped. So instead, I took a quick shtinkle.
shtinkle by Nethageraba July 25, 2012

Shitpickle 

1. Used as a common phrase for a negative situation.

2. A guest on the webshow "The Angry Nintendo Nerd", starring in the episode "Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu"
1. D'aww shitpickles! This sucks!
Shitpickle by Kaege October 5, 2007

ShfinkleHiemer 

A ShfinkleHiemer is a ridiculously obese chicken, preparing for the D.
OMG Jibble, it’s a ShfinkleHiemer!
ShfinkleHiemer by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

shlinkle 

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner
I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.
shlinkle by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006