Shit Field

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Regardless of sexual orientation, shit fields are the pastures where an individual resides following a sexual encounter with an "ugly bitch." You are required to maintain the field by picking up the diarrehea that the ugly whore dumps on the green. One tries to escape the shit field by proving themselves capable of acquiring quality ass.

I have been running around in the shit fields for two years before I banged my best friends hot ass mom last week.

Shit Field by Josh Sears July 15, 2007

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force field shit

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.

force field shit by Aj36mason January 18, 2017

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Related Words

Shit Field • Shit Fielder • Shit fielding • force field shit • shit fiend • shatfield • shitfiled • Shiti Field • shit • shit show

Shit Fiend

A person who shits their pants and dosent even care. They actually find it enjoyable and attractive and don't even care that anyone else finds it digusting and stinky.

Guy: Helen, is such a shit fiend
Other Guy: Yea yo, that bitch is mad gross. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick
Guy: Fuck you

Shit Fiend by IMMADEVIL September 1, 2008

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Shit Fielder

Someone who just overall sucks and is stupid who plays Football. Thinks they are a jock but are just a geeky nerd. Thinks they are good at everything... But are not.

Thomas is a Shit Fielder because he is stupid and his girlfriend always wins at everything because he not good at anything other then watching TV.

Shit Fielder by thomasisastoopidhead April 8, 2021

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Shit fielding

Where in the middle of a football game a guy runs down on the football field and pulls down his pants and shits on the field. His is sometimes done as a shit wager or just to get attention ect.

John is shit fielding.

Shit fielding by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

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Shit Fiend

A person who shits their pants and dosent even care. They actually find it enjoyable and attractive and don't even care that anyone else finds it digusting and stinky.

Guy: Helen, is such a shit fiend
Other Guy: Yea yo, that bitch is mad gross. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick
Guy: Fuck you

Shit Fiend by IMMADEVIL June 21, 2006

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shit fiend

To suck the shit off someones face after shiteating

man thats a hefty shit.... can i have a nag of that, im a shit fiend

shit fiend by Russedee May 14, 2006

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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