1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.
Also see people who can walk on water
Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.
Shifty, will you marry me?
by Sal July 20, 2004
1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.
by Shifty July 2, 2004
Having no worthwhile qualities. Of shoddy standard. Undesirable or defective.
An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.
An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.
by caughey March 20, 2008
Roy Cropper look-a-like from Worthing who despite being clearly socially inept has a growing fan base at his college
"No-one likes me, i lack social skills, dear god/allah/luke webb(whatever your religion or non-religion) why can't i be like Shifty
by Arbeit_Macht_Frei November 19, 2004
A person that is so 1337 in every way that it is rumored that people in forums worship him. If you happen to see him in person you will probably have an aneurysm and die because his coolness is rumored to do that.
"Steve saw Shifty yester day and died because of the coolness."
"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."
"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
"I want to see Shifty so bad, that I don't care if I die."
"All hail Shifty, our new world leader!"
by mKong July 20, 2004
Person A: Did you see that guy shove 400 BBs with a flush draw?
Person B: Yeah, shifty stuff right there.
Person B: Yeah, shifty stuff right there.
by A-rondo March 30, 2010