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22.
more than buzzed, but not quite drunk
"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"
by yoyoyooooooo October 13, 2007
 
23.
(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.
"Don't stare at that shifty over there. He looks like he wants to start something."
by Elubart April 18, 2006
 
24.
Roy Cropper look-a-like from Worthing who despite being clearly socially inept has a growing fan base at his college
"No-one likes me, i lack social skills, dear god/allah/luke webb(whatever your religion or non-religion) why can't i be like Shifty
by Arbeit_Macht_Frei November 19, 2004
 
25.
A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.
If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.
by Smoothie July 22, 2004
 
26.
1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?
by Sal July 20, 2004
 
27.
When an item is of low or poor quality
That toy is SHIFTY!
by Hawk April 09, 2003
 
28.
A combatant who overestimates the range of a close combat weapon. Eg. Shotgun
An ally of the combatant upon seeing him fire at a target way beyond the effective range of his weapon may comment.

"For fucks sake your never going to hit him at that range. that shifty really sucks"
by mr roboto November 10, 2006