1) To be relating to or acting like Hans
2) To be sketchy or shady
That guy Hans, always wearin his glasses inside and whatnot, looks like hes hella shifty!
by Hanz-Viktor October 1, 2014
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Shifty is a word used to describe someone perfect and 1337 in every way. Not even Rufus! can compare to his grace. When Shifty trips, if you ever notice him trip, it will never be registered as a trip but instead something which reveals extreme beauty. Seeing Shifty in person would be like owning every porn movie related to a fetish you might have. Simply put, Shifty is boner-enducing to the straightest of men.
"OMG!!!!!!! ITS SHIFTY!!!!! HIDE YOUR EYES OR YOU MIGHT BE BLINDED BY HIS EXTREME SEXINESS" "BUT I'D NEVER WANT TO SHIELD MY EYES FROM THE GRACE, BEAUTY, AND SEXINESS OF SHIFTY!!!!" "Oh NOO I CREAMED MY PANTS!!!!!"
by INFECTION725 July 20, 2004
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Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king
1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!
by Haze July 20, 2004
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1. The most 1337 moderator on the Codename Forums.

2. A person who msot people die after looking at, becasue of his amazing power.

3. The ruler of Codename: Forums

Derived from the English words sexy, smart, powerful and cool

See: smart
See: Canadian
See: powerful
See: god-like
See: sexah
Leik OMFG Shifty is soo damn sexah!!!!!!1
Shifty saw meh, I think I'm gonna die!!!!1
by Speed July 20, 2004
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Shifty is a word used to denote the calibur of an item of person. Mad may be used to enhance shifty to its fullest extent.
What the crap?! That round of BulletTime Fighting was mad shifty.
by Clark November 13, 2003
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Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars
Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.
by Kidd Blast October 4, 2019
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Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.
Nina.... that be damn shifty
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