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ShakeCake 

1. One who is not reliable.
2. One who will bail on you.
3. Someone who says theyre gonna do something, but doesn't.
Steve: Okay dude ill text you later.
Jeff: Word, dude.
(30 Minutes Later...)
Jeff: Dude, you never texted me back.. ShakeCake.
ShakeCake by CoopDaddyGoesHard July 27, 2011
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Shamecakes

Noun: Any action that brings a loss in respect or credibility among peers or family members.
-Food made by a person who has just recently lost respect for you
Guy1: Dude, Mr. Morry caught us drinking last night.
Guy2: What did he do? Was he angry?
Guy1: We can tell he was disappointed in us cuz he made us shamecakes in the morning
Shamecakes by Jate77q March 2, 2010

strawberry shartcake 

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.
I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.
the process of shaking your face back and forth from left to right with all of your face muscles relaxed. It is best to take a picture of your shakeface to show off to the bros.
my jaw is killing me after all that shakeface action last night!
shakeface by fuck off shit lips January 12, 2008

spacecake 

a drug cake that people can buy legally in europe or illegaly in north america. it will make you high and hallucinate.
im gunna get high on some spacecake
spacecake by dumbfrosh May 3, 2006

shartcake 

A collection of sharts made into a pastry
Baker: "Would you like some shortberry shartcake?"
Me:"Of course! I love shartcake, especially shortberry!"
shartcake by Poonanny February 3, 2018

shakermaker 

Bit of a piss take of a song by the band Oasis off their album Deefinately Maybe. Noel nicked the sound from a Coke commercial and the band was fined 50,000 pounds by Coca Cola. They only drink Pepsi now.
"Dude is it just me or does that song, Shakermaker, sound exactly like that Cola ad??"
shakermaker by pleatherboots August 31, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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