Sexpectorant 

Sex·pec·to·rant
noun  sikˈspektərənt 
sexpectorants, plural

A drug that promotes the act of sex. Eg Alcohol, THC, Cocaine, Ecstasy.

"Greg preferred to use rohypnol as a sexpectorant because of his awkward demeanor"

"Im all out of sexpectorants, can i buy a gram from of you?"

Sexpectorant by Jim Pink September 14, 2011

sexpectorate 

v. To cough and choke on semen after performing oral sex on a male. When some of the ejaculate is basically inhaled rather than swallowed.

That was the first time I have ever sexpectorated after giving head...The size and force of his spload was so incredible that I must been caught off guard!!!

sexpectorate by Barry Flomar January 24, 2004

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

testicular expectorant by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

sexpectant 

The expectation of sexual intercourse.

"John treated his girl so nice today; he must be sexpectant now!"

sexpectant by YvesDelecroix August 8, 2009

exceed your expectorantations

What you hope dat your cough-medicine will do in clearing up congestion.

Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!

exceed your expectorantations by QuacksO November 15, 2024