When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"
Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"
girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*
girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*
by WISE IDIOT August 19, 2011
A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.
Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.
by Daddyspill August 27, 2019
Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?
No what about him?
Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?
Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
No what about him?
Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?
Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.
by who dat kid? September 3, 2010
wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie
by big_g April 4, 2006
A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon
Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.
Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.
Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.
Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.
by Hero6453 April 23, 2011
A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021