Ahh Old Sturbridge Village. It is an 1800s town in the middle of sturbridge massachussetts. For children from all around it means fun. For sturbridge children it is a yearly torture. Preschool: yessssss Kindergarten:yes 1st grade:mmhhmmmm 2nd:yay 3rd:yup 4th:wtf again 5th:this is ridiculous 6th:ive had enough of this shit im going to go smoke in the woods behind the schoolhouse. Ahhh the wonders of a tourist attraction. A sturbridge resident can say oh i live in sturbridge and get the response of "whhheerreeee???" but the second they say old sturbridge village they get the answer "oooohhhhhh ive been there". The town of sturbridge is literally defined by OSV people ask if we go to school in 1800s clothes... noooo we do not. Its a small section of town even we have to pay to get into so get over it.
Sumbidge- A slang version of "son of a bitch". Typically used in friendly accusatory fashion, often in a fake southern accent for a witty albeit dry effect.
You hear about Bob? He went out and got drunk and passed out on his lawn. His old lady was pissed. Lol, that dirty "sumbidge" always getting into something.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.