A dashingly handsome and sweetly romantic young and virile human male. He is generally known to be a gentleman in the street and a freak in the bed. Highly intelligent and multi-talented, especially in the arts. May dabble in: cooking, shaking that rump, guitar playing, and dark beers. Enjoys both the decadent and intellectual pleasures of life.
- "So, I finally had this boy spend the night with me. I couldn't help it."
- "He's a stone cold Scott; you never had a chance."
by erinefreeman February 14, 2012
Truly the most intelligent, wise, benevolent, generous, heroic, most literate, physically attractive, sexually appealing, beautiful, talented man EVAAAR! Known throughout the realm for his devilish wit, powers of seduction, infinite charm, bulging bicep veins, ripped abs, perfect glutes and enormous phallus!!! Admired by men, women, children and animals alike.

It is fabled that just one of his infinite sperm(all of which are the size of tic-tacs) can impregnate multiple women/feminine men/women-like animals/feminine men-like animals simultaneously!
wet orgasming female: "OMG!! There's Scott, I want to give birth to his progeny."

salivating chick with massive breasts: "Same he's such a great guy......beautiful smile."

*both lick lips and rub nipples*
by GREATGUYbeautifulSMILE December 07, 2011
god like. ruler of the universe and ruler of eternal time, pentacle of existence. Without description due to human incapability of seeing/understanding the totality of good in one being at one time.
"scott"to see or understand is imposible
by justicefactor March 07, 2013
A crotchety, perpetually complaining, old, well armed man, who can drop you with a look. His grapefruit-sized balls swing pendulously underneath his saggy sweatpants, which he wears 24/7/365, unless it's hot outside, in which case it's cutoff sweats.

His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.

Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
Scott: That's a bunch of *&^!@# shit. That's not what O'Reilly said last night.

Me: Are you serious?

Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?

Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
by Vampire Cat January 20, 2013
Scott is the most amazing person I have ever met. He is caring, sweet, generous, and always available to help. He puts you before his own personal goals to make sure you are happy. He is one of a kind and I'm so happy that he is mine.
Me: I'm so totally in love with Scott.
by SMUgirl May 07, 2013
Funny, sexy, fun and has a great body. Can be a bit dopey but are always aware. they make great sexual partners and are horny alot of the time. They are fun to be around, and tend to make sexual jokes. they make great boyfriends, and friends
Girl: "OMG hes such a Scott!"
by October 03, 2011
A hot guy who is a great kisser and lover. Hes experienced, but hasnt been satisfied yet, so you could be his chance. He sometimes gets out of line but be understanding as he doesnt know any better. If youre going out with one, never let him go as you will regret it for ages
Girl 1: My boyfriends so hot, and a great kisser
Girl 2: I didnt know you had a boyfriend, but from the sounds of him he must be a Scott.
Girl 1: You bet he is
Girl 2: Wow, I dont care that youre going out with him...hes so hot im gonna go prise him away from you
by bootygurl69 March 04, 2012
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