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Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
Slatherfest by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
Related Words
A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.
Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!
Slather by Dogma mama December 26, 2017

slather ass 

Beyond lazy. Completely unmotivated and sloppy.
Teddy: Mike hasn't lifted a finger to clean the apartment. All he does is sleep and eat.

Matt: Yeah, he is a real slather ass.
slather ass by BMush April 26, 2008

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

scatheist 

A person who does not believe in a scat. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive scatheist: attacks other people with scat. Often brings up the insensitive and ignorant fact that scat is merely refuse from the body and therefore is useless; ignoring the fact that it can be used for fertilizer, to fuel fires and even baked in rotating kilns (such as at a plant managed by the Mass Water Resources Authority in Boston) to kill germs and make pellets that are manufactured into organic lawn fertilizers. Aggressive scatheists are often relentlessly violent with their scat (throwing, smearing, smothering and fornicating are the preferred actions of agressive scatheists).

2) Passive/tolerant scatheist: does not believe in scat but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the fact unless attacked for being an scatheist.
Jake: "April, you're full of shit!"

April: "Actually, I'm not, you see I'm an agressive scatheist and I tend to empty my bowels every morning for a ritualistic fornication practice with my scat. It's a messy job but someone's got to do it!"
scatheist by brentionary March 27, 2009
(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.
She slathered my weasel with her greazle.
slather by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004