Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.

I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.

by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009

Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014

Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007

Slather

A seemingly innocuous term used by amateur recipe writers to describe smearing stuff on their meats.

Slather the sausage with the moist mustard and mayo spread then insert into the eggplant.

Ooh so good!

by Dogma mama December 26, 2017

slather

(verb) To coat generously with a paste or semi-liquid substance.

She slathered my weasel with her greazle.

by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Slather

The act of rubbing thick cream, lotion, or even jiz all over something.

I slathered her up with my man juices.

by Yogi Vinnie November 19, 2007

Slathers

Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.

There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is.

by Autti May 24, 2018