Schueef

Vaginal gas that involves strong odor or fecal matter

Dude, I was with Becky last night and she schueefed on my sheets. I'm never gonna get that shit stain out.

Schueef by BadJack(2)(12)(6) June 26, 2010

Shqueef

When a girl queefs so hard she shits herself

"That girl is so gross! She shqueefed all over me last night!"

Shqueef by JustYourAverageZombie June 10, 2016

scqueef

Usually associated with bat wings and those with a hairless scrotum, a scqueef (a male queef) occurs when the scrotum becomes attached to the inner thigh, usually due to excessive sweating, and traps a pocket of air. The trapped air is forcibly removed, while walking or jogging, from its scrotal pocket creating a farting sound. Scqueefs are imppossible to predict.

Dude, I totally scqueefed when I walked by heather's desk. She probably thinks I farted. They nees to turn down the heat in here!

scqueef by Hayden Bond April 8, 2006

Schqueets

A rather short and pasty type shit , usually occurring when u eat fresh or non processed food

“Ooo my buddy Fabio just ripped a “Schqueets” in the next stall

Schqueets by average al November 22, 2021

Shqueefert

The ultimate trifecta of biological betrayal. It occurs when a person is on their period and experiences a simultaneous shart (farting and accidentally pooping) and a queef (trapped vaginal air escaping), usually triggered by a single sneeze or cough. It represents a total loss of pelvic floor control and results in an immediate lifestyle emergency.

I sneezed on day two of my cycle and suffered a devastating Shqueefert . My pants are ruined, my dignity is gone, and I need to buy new bedsheets immediately

Shqueefert by Richard Tator July 6, 2026

Shqueefert

The ultimate trifecta of biological betrayal. It occurs when a person is on their period and experiences a simultaneous shart (farting and accidentally pooping) and a queef (trapped vaginal air escaping), usually triggered by a single sneeze or cough. It represents a total loss of pelvic floor control and results in an immediate lifestyle emergency.

I sneezed on day two of my cycle and suffered a devastating Shqueefert . My pants are ruined, my dignity is gone, and I need to buy new bedsheets immediately

Shqueefert by Richard Tator July 6, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

Schqueef

Schueef

Shqueef

scqueef

Schqueets

Shqueefert

Shqueefert

crunchy

Galantir

murderhobo

Whale

Concrete cowboy

hobo loko