Schmucky Dilbert Share definition Flag 1) An incredibly insulting term. 2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex. 1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!" 2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert." Schmucky Dilbert by Geena-ish July 26, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Schmucky Dilbert mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch