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a mitten for your schmuck. derr!
"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
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a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.
"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"
by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008
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