Schmidtting 

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

Schmidtting by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011

Schmidtting 

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.

'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'

Schmidtting by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023

schpitting 

1. Similar to 'spitting', but occurs after vomiting in order to remove the taste of vomit from ones mouth.

James: "He's still going, he's still going" (ie: vomiting)

Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)

James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"

schpitting by howlongjizz April 19, 2010

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schmitting by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

Schmitting 

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

Schmitting by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Schmidling 

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake

"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.

Schmidling by schmidling September 11, 2012

Schmidtten 

awe-struck, suddenly with deep feeling, to be smitten with a Schmidt!

Oh, I'm so schmidtten over you!

Schmidtten by loveacrossoceans December 12, 2010