Schlitterbaun
Schlitterbaun by El General Pancho V! June 26, 2008
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Schlitterbahn
Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
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Schlitterbahned
1. To have had the preconceived notion to become intoxicated (verb)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)
2. To be belligerently drunk (adj.)
1. Bartender: What will you be drinking tonight sir?
Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1
2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.
Patron: I think I'll have some vodka, i want to get schilitterbahned by 1
2. Person 1: Did you see steve last night?
Person 2: Yeah he had way too much vodka, that man is totally schlitterbahned.
Schlitterbahned by K Da One 1 Deuce May 5, 2013
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.