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While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.
Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.
Satchmo by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008
1. a bad ass trumphet player

2 or a benjiman for more detail see hippiehut
1. whoa check out that bad mofo rock that trumphet

2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo
satchmo by onebigcracka May 5, 2005
v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis
"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."
Satchmo by Charlie December 13, 2003
An awesome guy with the best sense of humour and a smile to light up the world. He always has a good sense of style and smells amazing. He’ll make your heart skip a beat when you get a text or call no matter how small the message is. His talent is giving you butterflies and making you feel special and if you’re having a bad day you can always turn to satchmo for a laugh. If you’re ever lucky enough to get to know this guy you’re absolutely blessed, never let him go. He’s gr8 in bed, especially the making u look like a satchmo.
Hey, Where’s Satchmo ?

I miss Satchmo.
Satchmo by Chlobear420 June 16, 2022
woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
Really? (dies)
satchmo by Neo Ibhalmn August 24, 2007
The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.
Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes
Satchmo by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004