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The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.
The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.

Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.
by Davey X. October 26, 2005
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A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.
Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?
by JohnstonGuy August 01, 2005
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A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person.
Anyone seen the sasquatch this week?
by The Chode February 01, 2005
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A middle-aged, hairy man who dwells in public pool locker rooms. Almost always naked, they will traumatize unsespecting pool goers for hours.
Dude! Did you see that Sasquatch in there?
Yeah, now I have to go back to therapy.
by _Jay_ June 21, 2006
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introverted bear; a hirsute homosexual male who normally would be identified as "bear" but doesn't go out socially enough to be identified as such.
Jack considered going to International Bear Rendezvous Weekend in San Francisco, but being a Sasquatch, he decided to stay home and crochet.
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A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.
"Dude did you see the sasquatch with all those berries?"
"yeah she burnt down my home"
by Yetiman October 06, 2007
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A person who is a) unusually hairy or b) has extremely large feet. (Derived from the name for Bigfoot)
John's so hairy he looks like a sasquatch.

Mike just trampled me with his big ol' sasquatch feet.
by Albert February 14, 2004
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