townie shit eating scum

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!

"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"

by Charlie February 20, 2004

madon

n. genius, a truely gifted person

He is such a madon. This boy was born to be a madon.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

Omeletteville

Small dark beady eyes. This is a fine example of a tradesmen's insider joke, in this case from the printing industry. It refers to a spoof typeface that, supposedly, had stops that were some 50 per cent larger than the rest of the typeface. This was, of course a Sans Serif.

"She had eyes from Omeletteville."

by Charlie June 11, 2004

addidas

Athletic shoes: frequently seen misspelling of adidas.

I just got a new pair of addidas shelltoes.

by Charlie March 13, 2005

aquabats

Seriously awesome comedy band mixing 80s synth pop, ska, surf and punk. The band have a very loyal following and a fan club, where the members are referred to as the Cadets.

The Aquabats are super rad!

by Charlie May 01, 2004