Charlie's definitions

bj

Something that happens on the back of the bus when A guy and a girl sit next to each other. The bus driver rarely sees the chickenhead's face.

Also called Third Base

Alison gave me my first BJ after I told her she had huge tits.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

Rute

A lighter shade of frickle

"My, what beautiful rute eyes you have."

by Charlie November 19, 2003

haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.

Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

8 foot sativa

8 foot sativa is a kick ass metal band from new zealand. they are really cool.

"you heard the 8ft song destined to be dead? fuck it's the shit."

by charlie February 25, 2004

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

yoked

well muscled; powerfully built.

Gosh, that Shaq is yoked!

by charlie January 24, 2003

music

music is oxygen

if there was music life would be even more worthless

by charlie March 21, 2004