A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
by babycake & boo June 19, 2011
by Dev321 July 15, 2006
A fucking chickenshit facist. Believes the government should interfere with every aspect of every citizen's personal lives in order to shape the Country to relfect his-and only his-personal views, which would basically mean making it mandatory for all U.S. citizens to become practicing Christians. Was also the first major name in the 2012 Presidential Campaign to propose a ban on Porn-which the Supreme Court would've obviously declared unconstitutional (unless he appointed only his fellow Conservative Bible thumpers).
by GaaraoftheDamned November 27, 2012
A homosexual sex act involving ten (10) or more males, popularized by several conservative politicians.
During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
During this act each participant lines up according to penis size and voraciously jackhammers the male with the tightest cornhole ("receiver") until they ejaculate, one at a time filling the colon with an emulsion of personal lubricant and fecal matter ("Santorum").
Next, the second most hung male penetrates the colon extremely deeply and performs the most aggressive form of anal intercourse done at such a speed/force that the anus loses all tightness and what was once a happy starfish is now a hot red pit ("code red anal").
Simultaneously, while the receiver is fluffing the most hung male and getting absolutely throttled in the ass, the most hung male grabs the back of the receiver's head and forces the receiver to deep throat beyond his capability.
The violent gag that results sets off a chain reaction that begins with a sphincter clench. The combination of this clench with a well-timed inward thrust from the #2 douche rocket creates a massive high-pressure colon-bubble that explodes at a high velocity from the receivers gaping colon, covering the #2 douche rocket in a mixed batch of steamy Santorum.
"Newt is absolutely drowning after that Santorum Surge."
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
"Mitt really timed that one nicely, Newt didn't even see that Santorum Surge coming."
"Fuck a glitter bomb, that toxic Santorum Surge just blinded Newt."
"Wow, that guy just blew up. What a well executed Santorum Surge!"
"Oh shit, somebody throw Mitt a couple bate-mates, he has one hell of a mess to clean up after that Santorum Surge!"
by The Smifter February 11, 2012
A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.
by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011
by CptFitz January 5, 2012
The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.
by woogy98407 January 30, 2009