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1.
A word to describe an asshole or more commonly, a douche. There are 5 rungs of the douche hierarchy: asshole, douche, douche bag, douche nozzle and right at the top, (displaying unfettered amounts of douche), douche rocket.When someone is so douchey they can no longer be described as a douche nozzle, the big guns are brought out and douche rocket is used.
"Abe you douche rocket!!"
by mwoo August 01, 2006
 
2.
Someone with over extrodinary "douchy" or dumb traits...or for someone that said a dumb remark...almost always used as an insult.
Shut up douche rocket! or Quit being such a douche Rocket
by Sterhelio July 27, 2004
 
3.
douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.
"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"
by Alexandra Cannon January 26, 2005
 
4.
someone who exceeds the rating of douche bag by such a phenomenal level that they must have been launched into douchebaggedness by some form of highly flammable fuel
QJAY was such a douche rocket, he paid home depot to install his mini blinds
by t/c May 05, 2008
 
5.
A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
by jumblebox May 01, 2008
 
6.
One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.
d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.
by Anonymous512 November 11, 2007
 
7.
A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.
Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.
by Mr. Danger February 16, 2008